( laughing )
I've got one.
My God.
What was that ?
My God !
( both screaming )
( boy ) hi, my name is Tim, Tim Bender.
Or as my classmates would say, "four-eyed smarty-pants."
Oh, and cooler versions include "freak" and "loser."
( man ) "Loch Ness monster, new sighting."
But who cares ?
Things are gonna change this Summer.
And my great adventure is going to start with...
"Druid's treasure in Loch Ness."
Exactly !
A lousy TV report
And an ancient video recorder.
"treasure hunt at Loch Ness."
This Summer, everything is going to change.
( man on TV ) according to legend, the monster was first seen
In the year 565 in Loch Ness, in the Scottish Highlands.
Since then, hundreds of witnesses
Claim to have seen "Nessie."
They describe a terrifying, black creature
With a horse-like head on a long neck,
Looking much like a plesiosaurus.
They are, however, extinct.
Mmm, mmm, very good-- oh, just a moment.
Many say that it's all nonsense and that
The available photographs have all been faked.
But how can it be that two fishermen
Swear on their mothers' graves some days ago
That they were the victims of an attack
By none other than the legend they call Nessie ?
Hmm...
( man ) hello, are you still there ?
Hello, hello ?
Oh, oh, I'm back again, sorry about that.
So, a widow, blonde,
1.74 meters tall, an athletic figure,
Just like it says in the ad.
Who I am ?
( deep voice ) Dr. Bender's secretary.
She suggests that you meet at 7:00 at Le Bistro.
She reserved a table.
Yes, I'd love to, how will I recognize her ?
( normal voice ) great, my moth--
( deep voice ) Dr. Bender will wear a brown jumper and a skirt.
No, thank you, Mr. Klein.
( normal voice ) well, that was brilliant.
Hello, granddad !
Another hot chocolate ?
Am I interrupting you ?
No, I'm just asking whether you want another hot chocolate.
I have to go out.
I can go to my own room, if you like.
No, I really like your company, granddad.
You do ?
Well, in that case, young man, why don't you be a good host
And make sure you offer me a hot chocolate
Every now and then ?
( sighing )
( laughing )
You're right, my mistake.
Great !
( laughing )
( Tim ) mother ?
Tim ?
But you're here early.
Listen, a sponsor for your project left a message.
He says he knows what you look like.
His name is Achim Klein,
And he wants to meet you at Le Bistro.
A-ha, how nice, but I'm not going.
And why not, mother ?
But don't keep calling me "mother."
It's just that you want to go to the football practice.
Wrong-- you want me to go, I don't.
Tim, the party is in a week.
It's going to be great fun.
It's a father party, right ?
All kids go there with their fathers.
But I don't have a father.
I've canceled, anyways.
I don't like that kind of party.
You just have to believe in yourself.
You'll score a goal, you'll see.
Yes, right.
Now, let's go to Le Bistro, and pay the bill yourself.
And be sure to get a proper receipt
To keep the tax man happy.
Uh... I will.
Yes !
Mrs. Bender ?
Nice to meet you, Achim Klein.
Ah, I'm sorry.
Here, these are for you.
Flowers ? Yeah.
After you.
( sighing )
( Dr. Bender ) Tim ?
So soon ?
So, you were trying to set me up on a date.
Here, your tax return.
You just need to sign it where the "x" is.
Do you know how sick this is ?
My own son is constantly trying to get me hitched.
You're getting some money back.
I could've got more,
If you'd only been more organized with your expenses.
Who is Mr. Klein ?
I just know him.
No lying, my dear, not to me.
Remember our deal-- we always tell the truth.
Well, then ?
I placed a personal ad on your behalf, okay ?
You did what ?
You're in your mid-30s and still good-looking.
But what about in five or ten years' time ?
It won't be so easy then.
I know, it's what's inside that's important.
Ha ha.
How often do I have to tell you ?
I don't want to get married.
Look, you can't find a man for me.
Tim, there are many children who don't have a father.
We have a good time together, don't we ?
Me and you ?
Good night.
( door opening )
Has something happened ?
Are you sad because of something ?
No.
When I think about it,
You weren't even sad when Bodo died.
Bodo was a dog.
Your dog.
The last time I saw you cry, you were four.
Do you ever think about him ?
About Bodo ?
Eh, well, you know, to be honest,
Dogs were never really my thing.
Oh, you mean him ?
Well, you see, that was so long ago.
I never saw you cry over my father.
Not even the day he died.
Of course I did, you just didn't see me cry.
Today is the anniversary of his death.
You don't seem very sad.
Tim...
He passed away before you were born.
Life goes on.
Why do you never wanna talk to me about him ?
You want to talk about your father ?
No problem, let's talk.
Tell me about him.
He had a mole like this, too, right ?
In exactly the same spot ?
You see ? You know already.
Tell me, anyway.
Well, he... He is--
Well, he was, was, of course.
He was a...
A very committed biologist.
Cryptozoologist.
Biologists don't study unknown animals.
Your colleagues don't believe in cryptids.
Good night. Keep going.
Well, he was a scientist
With too much imagination for science.
Better ?
What was he like ?
Well-- your father, Dave, he...
He could peel an apple
And keep the peel in one piece,
And the spiral would hang down, and--
Oww !
That's from "Sleepless in Seattle."
We saw that movie together.
We did ?
Come on, I wanna go to sleep.
But why ?
( sighing )
( thunder )
( sighing )
( Dr. Bender ) we need the money soon, the equipment is on standby.
The team is already at a minimum to reduce costs,
And at this time of year, the red sea is...
I'm a marine biologist.
Where do you expect me to do my research ?
Then get me the means !
Bureaucrats !
Mmm, this is a great breakfast.
What would I do without you ?
Yes, what if I left and you stayed alone ?
Who would look after you and granddad ?
Tim, this isn't the time.
Have you seen my glasses ?
Over there. Thank you.
I'm still a little bit angry about your fake sponsor.
I had a lot of hopes for him.
If you let me, I could earn more trading shares in a day
Than you need for the entire project.
But I'm not letting you, okay ?
And I don't want you to do my tax return anymore.
I really want you to play outside
Like all the other normal kids your age.
I'd like you to have some fun, for God's sake.
I don't want a precocious son who has decided his calling
Is to manage my life.
Come here.
Oh, well... I'll pick you up after work,
And we're going to football practice.
No arguing.
I've put our names down for the party again.
Oh !
Did you sleep well ?
One doesn't sleep at my age.
Oh, whatever.
( groaning )
Thank you.
Those were the statements from Nessie's victims.
Let's now ask an expert's opinion.
Professor Erik winter, many of your peers
Believe looking for Nessie is a waste of time,
And the photographic material available
Is scientifically useless.
( Erik ) some of the material, but not all of it.
So you're back to continue looking
For the mysterious Loch Ness monster ?
But that's-- that's my...
Why now, after 12 years ?
Well, because we didn't find
Any conclusive evidence back then, that's true,
But this time we will.
That's my dad !
We're much better-equipped this time.
Thank you.
In a moment, we'll have more from Erik winter,
Who has set up camp close to the famous Urquhart Castle.
Erik winter ?
Granddad ! Granddad, look !
What's the matter ?
Come, you have to see this !
My dad, my dad-- look, my dad !
Well, did he say that ?
Yes-- no.
They say that his name is Erik winter.
He must have changed his name.
But he's wearing a different shirt.
Granddad, forget the t-shirt, it's him.
Wait a minute-- just a moment, please.
What is it ?
Aren't we going to have any hot chocolate ?
( sighing )
( Erik ) right, forget your textbooks, this is the real thing.
Fresh from Nessie's lair.
Any constructive comments ?
I'm listening. No ?
That's a shame-- it would help me with your final grades.
Well, maybe in the future, right ?
That's right.
Let's see what the specials are today.
What is this... What is this ?
What is this, huh ?
Yes, tell us, what is it ?
It's an egg tooth, you ignoramus.
The egg tooth of a plesiosaurus.
So what does that tell us ?
Nessie oughta take more care of her dental hygiene.
( laughing )
Humor, Paul ?
Hmm, how refreshing...
No one, up until now, has ever found proof
That plesiosaurus lived here.
We're making history.
Right, I want a full molecular analysis.
How old was the animal ? How old was the animal ?
When was it alive ? When was it alive ?
Is it still alive ? Is it still alive ?
Everything.
He always says the same thing when he finds something.
Here you go, Paul, catch.
Man, you throw like a girl.
5 million !
This thing could easily be 5 million years old.
Can't you be more careful ?
( Tim ) drowned ?
He didn't drown in Borneo at all.
Why does he call himself Erik winter ?
This tastes strange.
Maybe he managed to swim ashore.
Maybe he lost his memory like in the movie.
Maybe he--
This isn't hot chocolate.
He doesn't know we exist.
He doesn't know his real name is Dave Brubeck.
Granddad, it's possible, isn't it ?
Mmm, this is much better.
I have to call mummy now.
But what if I'm wrong and she starts to get her hopes up ?
No, I have to be sure that it's him.
Only then... Yes.
Sonar two at 60 meters.
Paul, where's the damned Aquasub ?
You keep asking that, are you senile or something ?
Did you call the shipper ?
( Paul ) I take the question back, you are senile.
Yes, Erik, I called him-- yes, it's been dispatched.
And if you ask me when will it be here, then--
You'll clobber me over the head, I know.
So what are we looking for ?
Maria !
What do we need sonar for ?
To be able to find underwater anomalies.
That's right.
The sonar measurements will tell us how fast Nessie moves
And possibly even where she's hiding.
( deep voice ) Bender here, I'd like to reserve a flight ticket
To Inverness for my son.
Yes, of course he needs supervision.
My grandfather--
My father-- Will bring him to the airport,
And his father, Dave Brubeck, Will pick him up.
That's right.
( normal voice ) hello, mum ?
Kenny has invited me to go to Lake Starnberg
With his parents.
We'll be back tomorrow evening.
Will you let me go ?
Kenny-- Kenny from the football team ?
I thought he was always picking on you.
No way, he's cool, we're like this.
Well, super.
Take a sweater, it gets cold there at night.
Yes, all right, I will.
Okay, bye !
( sighing )
From the football team ?
Cool.
( Erik ) 15 meters, just look at that.
( Paul ) what's 15 meters ?
Nessie or what ?
What I don't understand is this:
The density isn't right.
Either Nessie is hollow, or...
Sheila ? Yes ?
Did you calibrate the sonar ?
This morning.
Good-- would you do it again ?
Just in case we're in a wild-goose chase ?
Yeah, sure.
Hey, George, how long is it gonna take you ?
( George ) I don't know the animal's age yet,
But judging by the deposits on it,
I could say the tooth is about 5 to 600 years old.
That's young.
Thank you, George.
Turtles have a life expectancy of 300 years.
Plesiosaurus can live up to 600 years,
Which would mean...
That this example could still be alive.
No, we're not sure it's Nessie's tooth,
But tell Mr. Yamamoto that if Nessie does exist,
We'll find her.
Yes-- no, no, no, no, no, I'm absolutely sure.
Yes.
Mr. Yamamoto is offering us 2 million cash
Just for the carcass.
What's he going to do with it ?
Nessie is protected heritage since 1934.
That's his problem !
Our problem is to find this damned beast before Erik does.
And if we had the Aquasub, we'd finally be able to dive.
We've got it.
We've got it !
Granddad, granddad, I've told mummy that I'm going--
What, what's going on here ?
I'm going to look for my Lucia.
But granny has been dead for years.
So has your father.
Granddad, please, act like other granddads for once.
You have to help me get to the airport.
What do you mean ?
Last year's school party ?
Ehh, I just sang a song.
Yes, in your underpants, onstage,
In front of everyone.
All right, Tim, I get it, no problem.
You can count on me.
Do you promise ? I promise.
Okay.
Wait here, driver, my granddad will be right back.
But I'll do it only if I can sleep in your room.
Granddad, you can have my room !
Just concentrate on what I told you to say, okay ?
Okay, no problem, just wait and see.
This is my grandson's passport.
I'm his granddad,
And we need a ticket to Inverness.
And please, which platform does it depart from ?
Platform ?
Platform, yes, we have to board somewhere.
I have to know where I'm boarding.
I'll go to Inverness, I went there once.
I went there by train.
I love whiskey, you know, and I know this pub in Inverness--
Or at least I think it was Inverness.
He's not usually like this.
( laughing )
Stop it now, please. Of course !
How was I, Tim ? You see, it worked.
Thank you.
No problem.
( woman on pa ) ladies and gentlemen, we'll be landing in Inverness shortly.
Perfect, granddad, I've made it.
You were great with them.
And tell mummy that I went to Kenny's house safely.
Okay, I've gotta go now.
Bye.
Thanks. You're welcome.
Tim Bender ?
Hello. Hello.
Your dad is still not here, so we'll just have to wait.
There he is, bye !
Hey, wait !
Tim, wait, your father needs to sign for you !
Security !
( Peter ) you're not planning
On letting the air out of those tires, are you ?
( Tim ) no, no, uh, I...
Do you happen to know where the bus to Loch Ness departs ?
Loch ness is very big.
Where exactly do you wanna go ?
Ur-- ur--
Urq...
Urquhart castle ?
That's exactly on my route.
But don't I know you from somewhere ?
Aren't you that famous TV reporter ?
Come, get in...
Tim.
( gasping )
( engine starting )
( Tim ) I saw him on TV.
Don't you think it's better not to mention it right away ?
( Peter ) I understand.
You really wanna be sure that he really is your father
Before you tell your mother.
If he lost his memory, I mean,
Surely people would have recognized him ?
And he still does the same work.
Did no one tell him his real name ?
Good question.
Maybe it's always been his name.
Hmm...
Thank you.
For what ?
If you hadn't interviewed him, I'd never have found him.
( Erik ) I don't believe it, I don't believe it !
Paul-- Paul, come here.
I think I've found a complex of underwater caves on the sonar.
It's a perfect hiding place for Nessie.
I Haven't found an entrance,
But we will when we have the Aquasub.
Where is it, anyway ?
Ahh, the Aquasub ? Yes.
It was on the list.
I don't know why the delivery is taking so long.
If this was a faulty scan, then this wouldn't be right.
It's the right size, it moves, and it's hollow.
Do you understand ?
Mmmm...
No.
Congratulations, my friend.
Your dream is about to come true.
Uh, Paul ? Yeah ?
I think an affair with Sheila is not such a good idea.
Why not ?
If you didn't have your brain between your legs,
You'd know exactly what I mean.
Well, we don't all dedicate our lives
Solely to science like you.
It's simply too big to be a faulty scan.
Isn't it ?
There it is.
Thank you for the lift.
I can assure you, my boy,
Everything will turn out as you want it to.
Excuse me, where is professor winter ?
( man ) I'm busy, kid.
Professor winter, do you know--
( man ) get out of the way.
Professor winter-- where can I find him ?
( woman ) professor winter, someone is here to see you.
I have no time.
( sighing )
( clearing throat )
Well, boy, what can I do for you, then ?
I-- well, I...
You wanted to see me, so speak.
You're... Erik winter, I know who I am.
If you don't wanna talk, then, bye, I'm busy.
I'm writing a school paper about Loch Ness for--
They Haven't sent the Aquasub again.
It's driving me to despair.
It should have been here days ago.
I wanted to ask you a few questions.
Well, what are you waiting for ?
( laughing ) woo !
Woo !
Woo-hoo !
( Paul ) ta-ta-ta-ta-taaaa !
You are so evil.
Well, then, fire away.
Huh ?
The interview, your school newspaper ?
Oh, yes, right.
Well, here-- there's no commercial fishing here...
Just a minute.
( shutter clicking )
Shit, it's just a tree trunk.
Right, carry on.
Figures suggest just a few dozen tons of fish in the lake.
There's not enough food for an animal so big as Nessie.
There's a plausible explanation
For the lack of food,
And one day, I'll come up with it.
But why don't you ask me about the many sightings ?
A plesiosaurus needs to swim close to the surface to breathe.
That explains the sightings.
Which no one takes seriously, huh ?
So the witnesses are only mad people,
But has the fish population ever really been studied ?
No, not properly.
But if Nessie really exists...
Do you doubt that she does ?
What I wanted to say is that Nessie
Can't be the only plesiosaurus in the lake.
How has the species reproduced if she was sighted
1,500 years ago ?
And for a family, for more than one animal of its size,
There simply isn't enough food in... The lake.
Well, I think about that a lot myself.
Why are you looking at me like that ?
Are you married with someone ?
I mean, do you have a family ?
Why is that relevant to your article ?
Well, certainly, every time I do an article,
I need background information on my interviewee.
No.
Really, you see it in many articles where all the--
No, I don't have a family...
And I don't want one.
( Sheila ) that was absolutely fantastic !
( Paul ) I told you so, sweetheart.
And I promise you, next time,
We'll be diving with them in Hawaii
With Yamamoto's money.
What is that ?
( beeping )
Got it.
I just got it-- did you see that ?
I hit it, the transmitter is in place.
The transmitter is in place !
( both ) whoo !
The transmitter is in place !
Oh, no...
( gasping )
Rescue, come on in.
Rescue, come on in !
Damnit, come on in, rescue !
( Dr. Bender ) dad, I brought us pizza.
This is my room now.
Guess what ?
Tim's out with one of his football buddies.
He said that I could have it.
Of course you can have it.
A football friend, yes !
Shit, the underwater caves are just behind this rock.
Where's the damn entrance ?
( Sheila ) what if there isn't one ?
There must be a damn entrance.
The signal is coming from behind these rocks.
I'm sure that I could hit that animal.
What if you didn't, huh ?
( transmitter beeping )
( groaning )
( Tim gasping )
Wow...
( giggling )
( growling noise )
Hello ?
Who's there ?
( growling noise )
I can do karate !
( gasping )
( screaming )
Ohh, why does child scream ?
Oki saved his life.
That's the Loch Ness monster.
George, it's Erik.
Round up a search party and comb the shore, okay ?
Every square centimeter.
( George ) yes, professor. Get on with it !
( Oki ) evil monster chases away evil people who want the treasure.
Oh, no-- no, did I mention a treasure ?
No treasure here.
A real treasure, with gold and everything ?
No gold, no treasure.
( growling )
( sniffing )
You're bleeding.
Bleeding ? Ha !
It doesn't hurt at-- oh !
It needs to be bandaged right away.
Where am I ?
And what-- who are you ?
Ohh, not so tight !
It has to be to stop the bleeding.
Are you a child doctor ?
Child very young to be doctor.
Ow !
It's so strange that I Haven't heard from Tim yet.
They should've been back by now.
Yes... Yes, he did call.
He said that they have arrived safely.
Uh-huh.
( woman ) Mrs. Bender, Scottish airlines.
Your son wasn't collected by his father.
Would you please call us as soon as you hear this ?
( Tim ) right, all done.
Hmm.
Thank you for saving my life.
No, let me thank you.
Oh, no, this really isn't necessary, really.
Child must accept gift.
If not, you'll hurt my feelings.
Stop calling me "child" all the time.
My name is Tim-- Tim Bender.
Oki is called oki.
No, just Tim.
Ah, thank you, just Tim.
Tim, that's all, Tim.
I see, I'm sorry.
At 603 years old, one can be a little muddled.
600 years ?
You're 600 years old ?
Oki's father is 980-- it's all in the family.
Are you a hobbit ?
That's a silly question.
Hobbits are small and ugly.
No, I am a Druid.
A Druid-- a real Druid ?
It helps Oki protect Stone from evil people.
What kind of Stone ?
Can Oki trust Tim ? Mmm-hmm.
I'm the guard of azoth, a very great treasure.
I've guarded the Druid Stone for 200 years.
But that Stone exists only in fairy tales.
Fairy tales are often true.
He who has Stone has much power.
Stone is like its owner-- when good, then good...
When evil, then...
Don't tell anyone about Stone, nor about Oki.
Our secret.
Promise ? I promise.
Tim, close your eyes.
Why ?
Tim mustn't see route to exit.
Route to exit is route to entrance.
Okay.
No, you don't understand.
I want to know when the next flight for Inverness is.
When ?
No, I'll make it, let me worry about--
( Erik ) she's often seen close to the castle.
( Peter ) that's right, we have Nessie here,
And we even have some Druid treasures, too, allegedly.
What else do you think might be here, professor winter ?
Look, I'm a scientist.
The story about the treasure is just a legend.
It's ridiculous.
( sighing )
It had to happen at some stage.
( Oki ) I'm sorry about your dad,
But when night is darkest, day soon follows.
Right now, Tim can open eyes.
All right.
And don't forget, we secret.
Don't tell evil people.
They're just researchers.
Tim tell no one-- you promised.
Yes, I promise.
Well, then... Oki ?
Oki ?
Where's the boy ?
Nowhere to be found, we looked everywhere !
We didn't find him.
Yeah, it's too dark.
Okay, listen, you come onto the lake with me.
The rest of you, search the Forest south of--
The damn, little squirt.
Shit !
My God, you frightened me !
Where on earth have you been all this time ?
You can't imagine how worried I was.
We've searched the entire loch.
Rescue, this is Erik-- the boy is with me, alive.
Over and out.
Well, now I'll call the police,
And they can inform your parents.
No, please don't !
Oh, yes, my boy, oh, yes.
Don't do that, they don't know I'm here.
Don't tell me, tell the police.
Don't call the police, please.
I'll leave on the bus tomorrow.
( sneezing )
Oh, great, he's catching a cold, too.
What do you mean, I'm late ?
I've got to go to Scotland-- my name is Anna Bender.
I don't care that check-in is closed right now,
It's the last flight that I need.
So again, I'll tell you my name is Anna Bender...
Bender.
I know.
Please, I have to be on that plane.
( Erik ) you say you're a good swimmer, huh ?
How come you know so much about Nessie ?
Are you from around here ?
Me ? Yeah.
Uh, no !
No, yes, which is it ?
I'm here visiting my friend, Kenny.
Mm-hmm.
He thought that his dad was dead,
But he discovered that he was alive.
Carry on.
Kenny's father was a scientist, just like you.
And he was in Borneo, too, in 1995, just like you.
No, I wasn't in Borneo in 1995.
I was here on Loch Ness-- Borneo was before that.
How do you know about Borneo, anyway ?
I researched you on the internet.
You didn't do a good job.
Kenny's father is called Dave Brubeck,
Like the jazz musician.
Did you meet him when you were there ?
No, no, no, I didn't meet him.
But I met the other Dave Brubeck,
The best jazz composer of all time.
When I went on to college, I wanted to study music
And become a great composer, just like him...
Dave Brubeck.
Why am I telling you all this ?
To the Loch Ness, please.
Mmm, that's very expensive.
It's better to take the first train in the morning.
Sorry to wake you-- just drive and take me there, please.
You're the boss.
Drive a little faster, will you ?
Relax.
Not right, left.
Left, right, what is wrong ?
Not that way-- look over here !
Women.
( Erik ) listen, boy, what's your name, anyway ?
Tim Ben--
( sneezing ) bless you.
Tim Ben, listen, about your friend-- Kenny, right ?
Hmm ?
He really should put an end to his search.
But why ?
Because his mom doesn't want Kenny to find his real father.
I don't believe that.
Why didn't she say the right name ?
Dave Brubeck, hello ? She lied to him.
That's what women are like.
You think everything is fine, that you're the dream team,
And then, bang, it's all over.
He shouldn't look for his dad ?
What if he doesn't want to be found ?
Where did you get this ?
It's mine.
That wasn't my question-- I asked where you got it.
So, you stole it.
No ! Oh, no ?
Do you have any idea what this is worth ?
It's at least...
No, no, it's umpteen carats.
How did you get hold of it ?
Answer me-- and look me in the eye.
I found it.
You found it-- where ?
In a cave.
In a cave-- do you believe that ?
Yes, when I went under.
When you went under ?
You know what, I've never heard such nonsense.
Don't yell at him, he's telling you the truth.
This belongs to Sheila.
She lost it while she was diving.
She dives wearing this ?
It could finance our whole expedition.
Don't worry, you'll get a reward, shorty, from the boss.
Well, it's late, we'll talk tomorrow.
Shit !
( man ) oooh, almost empty.
Well, we can't do anything about that.
( Anna ) what do you mean ?
We won't be going anywhere tonight.
Hello ? Hello ?
They won't open before 7:00.
( Anna ) that's in four hours-- I must see my son.
Well, you could go on foot if you want.
It's about 40 Miles or so to Loch Ness.
( snoring )
Sheila, Sheila, the boy found this in a cave.
In a cave, come on !
The only cave in the area is where we measured activity.
He was there, he was inside.
He found the entrance.
The entrance ?
The entrance, yes, the entrance.
Yes, everyone talks about it,
Even the reporter, do you remember ?
Sure.
I never believed it, but there's said to be
An entrance by the lake.
Wait a minute.
"legend has it that king Arthur gave the secret Stone
To the Druids and that they hid it there."
That's bullshit.
"Merlin, yeah, yeah, yeah,
The Stone has power which has often been abused."
Aaaah, bullshit.
The Druid treasure-- here it is.
"for centuries, archaeologists have searched through
Uhq, uhq, uhq..."
Urquhart castle.
Yeah, "... For treasure surrounded by a mystery."
And the boy has found it.
Have you ever seen anything like it ?
The writing on it is exactly like on the dagger.
And you think that Nessie is in the cave, or something ?
Forget about Nessie, we're rich.
Christ, now he's sad, too.
Look, I'm sorry-- you don't need to be sad.
That's not how you talk to a boy.
Listen, what I said back then,
I didn't mean it like that.
I'd like to offer you a formal apology.
That's not now you talk.
Mate !
Hey, sport !
Tim.
How do I say it, how do I say it ?
"listen, Tim, I'm sorry, I was wrong.
"that thing with the bracelet, that was a mistake, I admit it.
I know I should've talked about this sooner..."
Oh, what am I talking about ?
Aaah !
Just be straight with him, okay, okay.
Okay, listen-- I shouted at you, and that wasn't fair.
That's why I've brought you some hot lemon juice.
( snoring )
Great, he's even getting my bed.
( sighing )
( man ) can't you sleep ?
My son is out there, all alone.
You don't have to worry.
I'm sure he's fine.
Try to get a little sleep, Will you ?
It'll make the sun rise sooner.
I know, the sunrise here is beautiful.
( Paul ) the signal comes from about 3 meters inside the rock.
And if we can't find the entrance,
We'll simply blow a hole in the damn rock.
With this charge, definitely.
Yeah.
You can hold it, if you like.
Hold it ?
If you want me to do it.
The Stone !
No, I need the protection spells.
Ad-- ad...
Ad-- ad-- adbar...
Nurtim.
Damn rock, there's not even a scratch on it.
Calm down, we'll find a way, you'll see.
Okay, the boy.
We'll get the boy, he can show us the entrance.
( snoring )
Ahh !
Fill her up, let's go, come on !
I like you better already.
( Erik ) Tim, wake up, you've slept enough.
I'm gonna ask you something,
And I want an honest answer, you hear ?
Why did you come here ?
Why to me ?
Ehh, the school--
No, no, no, I don't believe a word of that.
You knew all the answers to your questions.
Let me guess, you've been talking about yourself
All the time ?
You found out that your father is alive,
And you didn't know what to do.
What does your mother say about all this ?
Does she know you found out ?
Hmm...
Listen, my advice for you is the same as for Kenny:
Stop looking, hmm ?
( Anna ) Tim, Tim ?
No, don't drive off !
Ah, who cares ?
Excuse me, excuse me, have you seen a little boy ?
His name is Tim !
He's about this height.
No ? Tim ?
What are you doing here ?
Look at you, I'm so worried !
How could you do this to me ?
This is far too big for you.
How can you come to Scotland ?
Coming to Scotland alone, are you crazy ?
Get your things now, we're leaving.
Why did you lie to me ?
We promised each other no lies.
He's got the same mole, exactly like me, here.
( Erik ) Anna ?
Hi, Erik.
You know his real name ?
Yes, I'll explain later.
Don't worry about your things, we've got to go, okay ?
Bye, bye.
Erik, bye, bye, Erik.
Anna, Anna...
What is it ?
Ohh !
Tim, wait here.
Okay.
Very good.
As soon as he's all alone, I'll grab him.
You're gonna kidnap him ?
Kidnap him ?
He just needs to show us the way.
Whoo...
I'm so sorry. Why ?
Anna, are you showing your real feelings ?
You've been making progress.
Oww !
Still own shoes that are too small ?
You like this, huh ?
Talk to me, and I'll carry you back.
No. Then suffer.
Where's that child ? Where's nurTim ?
Ah, I see.
Oh-- okay... Okay, okay, okay, you win.
What do you wanna know ?
A curious little boy, Tim...
Turned up yesterday,
Asking questions I cannot answer.
But you can, so talk.
This is just a phase he's going through.
You know what kids are like.
No, I don't.
All I know is that 12 years later, you turn up here,
And your son asks me questions about his father.
What about him, huh ?
Did you leave him out in the rain, too ?
Exactly, it was exactly like that.
So now that's sorted out, we're leaving.
Anna--
Stop the Anna shit, will you ?
I'm sorry, we shouldn't have come here.
Now let me go back to Tim, please ?
Why is Tim angry ?
My mother lied to me this whole time.
She knew that my father wasn't dead.
What are you doing here ?
What if someone sees you ?
I need help-- Oki has to save the Stone.
Evil people always want more.
Unh-unh.
Before I let you go, at least tell me why you left me.
Tim ?
Tim, it's time to go.
What's he doing there ?
( Paul ) who's he talking to ?
Hey, what if he starts telling people ?
A gun, are you crazy ?
Darling, the treasure is ours.
I'm not letting anyone take it from me.
Hello, breakfast ?
Oki's eyes weak-- Tim must read.
Without spells, Oki cannot save the Stone.
Where is he ?
Wow !
Hey, there you are.
You've found a treasure, Haven't you ?
Paul, stop it, you're frightening him.
You were in the cave, weren't you ?
Will you show me the entrance ?
( Anna ) Tim. Go.
What-- whoaaaa...
No !
( Paul ) goddamnit !
We need dynamite, we'll blow it up.
God. Hey, Sheila--
You're making a fool of yourself.
Keep going by yourself, I'm pulling out.
Hey, Sheila !
You can't leave me alone in this.
Although, I no longer need to share it now.
That was unbelievable, he went through it.
Tim ?
Tim !
Anna, what are you doing ?
He went in here. He went in there ?
Yes, he went in there. A-ha.
Now help me.
With what ?
( grunting )
Protecting the Stone is a great honor.
For Tim, too.
( Tim ) and that's why you pulled me in here ?
No, Oki has had no friend for 300 years.
300 years-- your job is no job for me.
I've waited for a father for 11 years, and it's horrible.
But Tim has found his father.
Careful, Tim, traps !
Ohhh !
That way ? That's the exit ?
Uh, yes, to the magic gorge.
Tim-- three, two, one...
Go !
Come on !
Quick, quick !
Death gorge. Death gorge ?
You-- you said magic gorge !
Well, death by magic.
Oh, well, death gorge, whatever.
I wish you all the best.
I've had enough, and I'm going home.
Shit !
Relax, the book has spells in it.
Oh, really ?
Come on, quick, we must go on.
Come on !
( grunting )
Anna, don't be stupid-- this is Stone, okay ?
It's solid, through and through.
Oh, and what is this, may I ask ?
Well, it's...
Open !
Great, thanks-- now I don't need any dynamite.
Paul ? Are you crazy ?
Hello, Anna, it's been a long time.
A gun ?
Come on, please, you don't even know how to use that gun.
Give it to me. Be very careful.
So what did the boy say ? I wanna know what he said.
The boy knows the way, doesn't he ?
What way ? Are you going mad or what ?
Erik, my son is gone, I need to find him.
Yes, I know-- well, great, so do I.
Let's get going.
( Oki ) oh, why won't the child hurry ?
How does it feel, Erik, playing the game by my rules ?
( Erik ) come on--
Hold it !
What was that ?
( Oki ) let's go !
Evil people have found the entrance.
( coughing )
No, don't.
Only those who breathe poison get through.
Otherwise, die.
Come along, this way.
( screaming )
Loser !
It's always been your problem, but no one told you.
Anna, if he does anything like that again, he can join them.
Before I forget, you're fired.
I'll miss my job like a toothache.
Asshole.
Yes, a very rich one soon.
Go on, keep moving.
( Tim ) how did they die-- did you kill them ?
Whoa !
Druids only do good things.
Was your father a Druid, too ?
Everyone in Oki's family is Druid.
Oh, traps, there they are.
According to the legend, there are lots of them.
What do you want with my son ?
Nothing-- he just knows the way.
Tim ?
By the way, Tim...
How old is he, anyway ?
11, 12 ?
You don't waste much time, do you ?
We'd only just split up and you had a new lover ?
Yes, well... That all happened ages ago.
We must find Tim.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Let's go. Which way ?
( Oki ) Druids are holy priests.
They are very, very wise, too, and powerful magicians.
Oki is a powerful magician, too.
But modest.
Yeah, sure, "magician."
Tim not believe me ?
No, no, I do.
You're a powerful magician.
Don't provoke Oki.
Well, to be honest, I Haven't seen
A very powerful magician in you since I've met you.
In that case, watch closely.
( falling sound )
Great, you can make fish fall out of the Sky.
Yes, eh ?
( rumbling sound )
What's that ?
Oki forgot one or two things.
Wait a moment !
Oki...
Wait, wait, wait--
Yes, what ?
I remember now. Yes, what ?
Run !
( Paul ) hey, the boy's footprints !
We're on the right track.
( coughing )
( Erik ) what is this stuff ?
Who cares, just follow the prints.
No, stop... Something's wrong.
You see, this is interesting.
They all had their mouth and nose covered.
Take the hands away from your face.
Just breathe normally.
The poison is most likely concentrated in the fabric,
And that's what makes it dangerous.
Anna, remove your hands from your face.
Take the hand away !
Anna, take your hand from your face !
Take it away !
( coughing )
Breathe in...
Just breathe in.
Mm-mm !
Just trust me.
( breathing )
What was that ?
( Oki ) traps !
Traps ? Did you set them ?
No, Merlin ! Merlin ?
The magician, that Merlin ?
Yes, Merlin.
Now, come on, keep going.
We have to get to the Gate of Sanan.
Hello ? Merlin...
( Paul ) professor Erik winter, isn't he brilliant ?
Put the gun away,
And I'll show you just how brilliant, you idiot.
Oh, Erik, I've listened to your speeches for too long.
For years, I've listened to your fantasies,
And even believed them,
But all that cost me was my professorship.
You, a professor ?
I think you've had way too much poison.
Stop it-- we've got to find Tim.
Yeah, Anna, and I've had enough of this talk.
Too bad, I was about to tell you something.
Really, what ? Mind your step.
Sanan, sanan, Gate of Sanan...
There's nothing about it in your great magic book.
Relax, take it easy.
Let me do it, okay ?
Sanan...
Yeah, great.
Yes, well, wait, wait.
Sanan Portas ouvretand.
After you.
Mmm, yes.
It's very quiet here.
Don't worry, the Forest is my friend--
( rumbling noise )
( Erik ) where did I go wrong, anyway ?
( Anna ) oh, stop it, please !
I'll stop as soon as you tell me my mistakes.
Hypocrite, you dare ask me that ?
( Paul ) don't start again now !
( Anna and Erik ) Will you shut up ?
Hey, should I remind you I'm the hostage-taker here ?
Look, maybe I was a bit difficult back then,
But all I wanted was for once to hear you tell me
That you felt...
What ?
Well...
Mmm, love.
Ha-- you see, it's not all that easy...
Some things should be shown, not said.
( Paul ) Anna, stop, Erik first.
If anything happens, it'll happen to him first.
Come on.
You have saved my life.
Thank you.
Listen, if anything happens to Oki, Tim must learn...
Shh, be quiet, Oki.
This is the Forest of silence, look, read !
But if anything happens to me, Tim must learn spells by heart.
Tim must protect the Stone.
Okay.
At... Shh !
Holy words must only be spoken out loud before the holy altar.
( whispering )
Mmm, Tim good pupil.
( whispering ) careful.
Be very quiet.
Softly.
Keep going.
Tim... Tim, can you hear me ?
( rumbling noise )
Come on, move it !
Oh ! Shh !
Hey, stop, don't move !
( gunshots firing )
( grunting ) Erik !
Shit, there must be some way of opening this damn door.
Open !
Damnit, Oki, the door is locked.
Yes, it has been for 100 years.
This is the dark door.
Tim, take out the book.
Read mortus wall.
Yeah...
Well ?
It says something about govvis or something.
Aaah, yes, that's it.
Govvis-mortus ouvretand.
( door creaking )
( chuckling )
The door is locked.
Have you tried knocking ?
Ha ha ha !
Oooh, everything here is so...
I hope nothing has happened to him.
Tim is alive. How do you know ?
Because he'd be lying here.
Am I right ?
Ahh, it's nothing, it's just a scratch.
I'm only doing this because I need your help.
That's what I love about you, your selfishness--
Aaaah !
Tell me, do you know who was that Tim was talking to ?
I don't know, perhaps a friend.
Tim has no friends.
Come on, we need to get up there.
Look very carefully where you step.
Right, thank you.
No problem.
Whooaa !
Well ?
What, "well" ?
Well, I'm still waiting-- why did you leave me ?
I had my reasons.
I couldn't stand you anymore.
Satisfied now ?
See, that was easy, wasn't it ?
Carry on.
What do you mean ?
"reasons," Anna, in plural.
You know them better than I do.
No, all I know is: "I need some time out, Erik."
To me, a time-out is limited, right ?
It means that one returns.
If you're not gonna return, you say,
"I'm going out for cigarettes."
Whoa-- whoa, hold me, hold me !
One more word, and I'll let you go.
Okay.
Damn plants !
I'll show them... Where'd they go ?
Doesn't "mortus" mean something like "dead" ?
What are you afraid of ?
Oki has a difficult task.
Just have Faith in yourself.
You'll manage.
Mmm, really ?
Sure.
All right, then.
Come along, keep going.
You left me no choice then but to leave you.
I beg your pardon ?
You gave me an ultimatum, Anna--
"what's more important ? Your job or me ?"
Anna, that's just not right.
And that answer is not right either, Erik.
So you just ended it like that ?
I didn't finish it, it was just some time out.
Yeah, and if it was just some time out,
Then why didn't you come back ?
I did come back.
Oh, yeah... When ?
The altar.
Wow !
I left you so many messages over and over again.
Thank you for calling me back.
I was here, Erik-- I was here at Loch Ness.
You came here ?
Yes, I came to tell you that I...
I came to tell you I was pregnant.
Tim ? Tim.
( laughing ) I knew it.
Did I mean so little to you ?
And I was such a fool, I was such an idiot.
I followed you here, and I saw you with your new flame.
After all those years,
After everything that we'd done together.
Four weeks, and you'd forgotten me.
Anna, it was nothing, it was nothing important.
You were the one who left.
I thought I'd lost you forever.
Every woman I've been with since you left me...
Every one...
Has paled in comparison to you.
12 years.
We've lost 12 years...
For nothing.
Come on, we've gotta go find Tim.
Our son.
Oki, hurry, someone's coming.
Yes, it's not easy.
I have to conjure the Stone into the rock to make it safe.
Adhar.
Adhar adhestar.
Um, uh...
Ah !
Adhar adhar adhestar.
I did it... I did it !
( Anna ) Tim ?
My mother ?
Hurry, get out of sight !
Tim... Goodness, come here.
Tim, I-- I mean, "we," we have to...
I've told Erik everything.
I've told him that you're his son.
But he doesn't want a son, nor a family.
Ah, forget what I said yesterday.
I didn't know that...
Tim, all I can say is, give me another Chance.
Come on.
( Paul ) how sweet, all this emotion.
Really, I'm all choked up.
Come on, where's the Stone, and where's the entrance
To that cave ?
I've had enough-- come on, boy, start talking right away.
Don't point that gun at my family.
You're a sick asshole-- now give it to me !
Give me the gun, damnit, now give it to me !
Erik, I didn't want this.
I will break your arm if I have to.
Let go of the gun--
( gunshot firing )
I didn't want this.
How are you ? He must not move.
Just try to relax, please don't move.
We have to go.
We're going soon.
Try to relax, shhh.
Don't move.
Oki, help him.
It's too late--
I... I can't.
Yes, you can.
( ground rumbling )
( gasping )
( grunting )
Huh ?
Master.
Do you know what you've done ?
Oki...
When a Druid uses his vitality
In order to save another's life...
Oki has seen 603 beautiful summers.
That's a long time, master.
You have one last sunset.
Prepare yourself... For the great Journey.
Thank you... Merlin.
Oki ? Oki ?
How did you find your way in ?
Ah, Tim peeked that time.
Yes.
I've come to say good-bye to you.
For oki ?
That's-- that's, it's-- it's a...
What is it ?
It's a first-aid kit so that you can bandage yourself
When I'm not around.
Very good.
Oki has a very long Journey ahead of him.
Come, I want to give you a present, too.
There's no need.
You've given me so much already.
No, I mean Faith.
I want to give you Faith.
Look.
( mechanical sounds )
Wow, it's a dummy !
A submarine.
Oki built it himself to protect Stone.
A submarine-- it's fantastic !
Mm-hmm...
Oki ?
Yes, Tim ?
Thank you for everything you've done for me.
Mmm, but you must go now.
Oki must prepare for a very long Journey.
Where are you going ?
Me ?
To my family !
Oki has been away far too long, just like Tim.
You're right.
Are you hungry ?
( Anna and Tim ) mm-mm.
Hmm.
( Tim ) just two days.
Two days ago, I didn't even know what I was missing.
And now ?
Now I have everything I ever wished for.
Yes !
( laughing )
My granddad always says,
"Tim, you're a Sunday's child."
And do you know what ?
I'm starting to realize that he's right.
Ahh...
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